"True pain is having the one you love, tell you about how they love another."

cinabonjovi:

I have no idea what a wamable is but yes nicki I too am all about them

proletarianinstinct:
“There are so many old myths and legends about dead giants making hills and mountains
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galadrie:

I’m on youtube right now listening to absurd country songs and these are the best ones ive found:

  • Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life
  • Too Drunk To Fish
  • Redneck Hippie Romance
  • You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
  • I’ve Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman
  • I’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
  • There’s a Tear in My Beer
  • Top 40 (Of the Lord)
  • Refried Dreams